dead man walking

it's been a dead day!

BUT yes! i'd done something meaningful today. i attended KDKB replacement class!

you know what! i took this brave step to attend this replacement class after thousands of consideration. conseuqently, i had to skip my training tonight.

i gave the lecturer 'face' so i attended his class. (in fact it's my resposibility to attend all classes)

why whole day like dead man. though last night slept 6 hours, suppose was enough for useless people like me. dragging for whole day since 8am class till 4pm class. came back immediately 'throw body' onto my bed just like goalkeeper. why so dead?

tips to buy car

tips on how to buy a second hand car? (student edition)

when you're at a car show room..

exterior

1. look for the cars you want.

2. view overall car body including doors roof everything. no scratches or 'pok chat'.

3. open bonnet, check engine. check the inside of the body frame, make sure no 'pengek'.

4. check engine stand at the bottom. how to check?

5. start the engine, if it vibrates terribly then the engine stand isnt good. the engine is not fixed to the stand well.

6. blow the engine. go check the exhaust, if it release blue or white fume. say no to the car.

7. open the cap of radiator, touch and feel the water, if oily means not good.

8. check the entire bottom of the car body. slightly 'pengek' somewhere on the car frame also reject it. means knocked before.

9. test drive. accelerate, try with first, second gears to check whether the car still powerful or not. easy only, performance is very obvious.

10. if manual transmission, see if any problem when shifting gear stick plus clutch. gear box performance.

11. ask someone to drive the car and we see the car from behind. if the car goes 'serung' like not balance, also reject it.

interior

1. check the windscreen if broken before. see the four sides of the windscreen if the glue still sticking nicely on the car frame. nicely means 'tidy' not 'ugly'.

2. check all four windows if still functioning.

3. wiper back and front.

4. signals and lamps.

5. meters and indicator on the meterboard.

6. door-locking system.

7. cushion with no 'world map' or whatever ugly unwanted scene.

8. air-cond cold or not.

9. audio system. dont buy a car without audio system. i will die of boredom.

others

1. car jack.

2. 'spana'.

3. spare tyre.

4. battery water.

5. car insurance. first party better. if third party, accident make you 'bin chi chi'.

6. check road tax. if cannot claim rm625, dont buy. not worth! hahaha

7. check 'green' card.

mental game

1. dont pay so much to the dealer until they repair your car nicely.

2. 'count cheaper lah, next time i intro more business to u lo.'

3. they are salesman so they cant give you cheapest price (they want 'komisen' ma) BUT ask them to call their boss to bargain for cheaper price.



all those are the tips i could remember after following jacky's dad to buy car for a week.

if want express or dont want to wait so long, ask me. i help u buy. very fast. in 2 hours i help you decide!

(if you have other comments, just add, i wanna learn also)

LOTR 4 'back to cinema'

yeah! Lord of The Ring is back with 'Back to cinema'!

* Our geng at the lobby of the hall.

and that night, we had some sort of lucky draw. we also did not know about it. end of the show announced by the mc (also a ghost but in black). only 5 lucky guest out of dont know how many hundreds people. AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE 5 LUCKY WINERS!


do you know who picked me?


the conductor (electric conductor/heat conductor) picked me! wahahaha


these are what i got from the lucky draws.










duing the interval, i managed to take ONE picture. just only one. curi-curi also. actually we'e not allowed to bring in cameras.

so this is the most valuable picture ok.

tadaaa~~

* that's stupid beng's head. ignore him. hehe

actually hor. this orchestra. i thought the hall is something like the US celebrities receive their annual grammy awards or what emmy awards.

grand grand like that. got red carpet in front of the entrance to receive guests. and got many photographers or paparazzi taking photographs. many flash lights. then got one area like for interview where the celebrities will pose whatever pattern, show half balls, quarter balls or whatsoever. yeng lor. but my imagination was too far deviated. because i think too much. hehe

actually ok la. this type of entertainment. some music nice, some very annoying. when they were playing annoying music i just could not stand then i started to tangkap those sleeping in the hall. hehe. even the one sitting next to me was SLEEPING!!! how sweet. i wanted to wake him up

"Hey, you paid for one sleeping seat ar?"

but i did not. let him sleep. hehe. let him 'bo hua'. wahahhaa

alright! overall i rated this performance 'awesome'. it theme "The Lord of The Ring" comprising the story from 'fellowship of the ring' till 'the return of the king'. along with performance, they project some drawings into slide show. the drawings very artistic. i think maybe is lim kok wing students draw or what. eventhough i'd forgotten the story of this movie (you know lah, 4 or 5 years ago liaw), i could only remember some characters like hobbits, what legolas (spelling also dont know correct or not).

haha.

be safe on the road

this morning i saw it with my bare eyes.

a motocyccle banged by a bus and the rider almost got 'rolled over' by the bus macam popiah.

actually was my fault or not? i do feel a little bit bad lah.

actually is like this. highway ma, 3 lanes. at first one myvi in front of me on the slow lane, then i overtake the myvi into middle lane but the myvi also wanted to take the middle lane. however, i took it first so she still kept at slow lane. then when i overtake her, she took the middle lane but she actually wanted to take the 3rd lane (fast lane) to make a U-turn back. unluckily, many cars on 3rd lane so she could not take and the u-turn junction is very near and she did not want to miss the junction then she stopped between the middle lane and fast lane (like trapped in the middle of the road). she stopped there! she shouldnt stop there as many cars were speeding.

mana tau. got one bike was speeding between the middle and fast lane and avoided her by overtaking from the left lane (middle lane), one bus came. BANG! the rider rolled on the raod then went under the bus. what happen after that im not very sure. i was looking at my rear mirror.

WHAT IF

earlier on i gave way to her. and she stopped at the middle lane and i went behind her. will the bus bang my car?

BUT i decided not to give way to her, was it my fault?

the questionable thing here is. how come the bus can travel at middle lane. i thought they should drive along slow lane? then the myvi should have not stopped there.

actually malang is berbau, depends on how we take the situation into control. be safe on the road, think of your loved ones!

p/s: im not advertising on behalf of the government.

T for tulan

it's second time this year!! i lost again..

kejohanan badminton terbuka majlis perbandaran subang jaya. i lost in 3rd round double to kl state players. same feeling with the seremban tournament's defeat.

THEY'RE NOT SO GOOD ALSO!!

but i lost. i admit i played very bad. tulan....tulan.. almost reaching quarter..so near yet so far..tulan ...tulan

taking part in more tournaments causing more tulan. dont wan take part then not tulan liaw loh!

it's a freedom of choice

when Mobile Number Portability was introduced in october by our beloved government, i was thinking, there would be only one service provider win in the end.

the advantage for this technology is that we can keep our beautiful numbers like mine 01x-802028x while switching to other service provider. haha. so those who are having beautiful numbers like mine and have been thinking for a long time to switch service provider can do so now.

not my service provider now is not good, they are good. i have been using postpaid minute plan since 2006 and before that i was using prepaid.

the advantage of postpaid minute plan:

1. song song can call anyone late at night.

2. call anytime anyhow without hesitation.

3. never get the hassle to reload.

4. 100% safe on the line whenever you are (no worries about NO credit lah!)

5. can let people take advantage on me, they ask me call all the time. i feel so proud like a God to them.

Disadvantage:

1. minute plan does not look nice when you sms very often like me, i sms girls all the time.

2. monthly bill can reach rm90 if sms super duper hell a lot in that month. im a busy man ok? i do make announcement to my members sometimes using sms. so a lot loh!

3. my beloved always complain call and sms me very expensive because they are bias towards celcom. sien. the world is unfair!

so with that, im thinking twice, thrice, frice, fice, sice, sevice, eice to switch back to prepaid. when switching to prepaid, i consider a lot of factors ok, i dont simply siwtch song song.

factors:

1. most of my cb friends using digi because they've been using it since 2dary sch.

2. if i switch to maxis, only benefit a little when communicating with west msia friends. if my dad call me, he will complain 'Who ask u use maxis, i call u expensive!"

3. if i continue celcom is not bad since there's one called University Pack, damn cheap. but stupid me did not reload after expired and now not active anymore. so... argh, follow the majority la.

conclusion: use back DIGI, always the smarter choice!

one million, one thrillion, one zillion of sorries to celcom. not that im a traitor. im always loyal to whoever it is. just sometimes have a change mah. i do feel bad. cant sleep for a few nights for doing such thing.

and of course every service provider does not wan to lose their customers after the launching of MNP. i even receieved a sms from celcom operator advising me to choose wise and dont get hooked by U Mobile service and celcom claimed U Mobile is still not doing well so maintain celcom, and u will b served well. celcom made a mistake, they thought i will not change to others like maxis or digi maybe because they think they are better than those two. so they did not advise me not to change to either those two. and i took this advantage to change to DIGI (always the smarter choice).

it's very easy to switch. just visit the service provider website you prefer and switch now. in 3 working days, they will send you a new SIM Pack then you call them for acknowledgement and verification. and another 3 working days for activation of new SIM Pack and you're now another service provider's customer. just that easy. you will receive sms alert like me..


Digi 200: Dear Valued customer, your new sim card is now activated. Thanks for choosing Digi and let us serve you well.


and another sms from previous service provider


Celcom: Dear Valued Traitor, thanks for choosing Celcom before. Your number is now released. Any queries, call our operator 03-XXXXXXXX or visit http://www.celcom.com.my/.

so now im using Digi prepaid. those who wants to add me Friends and Family, can add immediately, i know a lot out there are waiting. hehehehe

after this i will go back to prepaid era when i will always say..

'Dont ask me sms, i no credit liaw!'

'Dont ask me call, very expensive!'




it's a freedom of Choice!

womanizer

wahahaha.

seriousness! i think im getting myself not serious in everything i do. go class for the sake of going. do assignement for the sake of doing. do test for the sake of doing. sit for final exam for the sake of sitting. im never get serious like before LIAW! no push. no motivation. 'do also like that, dont do also like that.' life drags on. maybe last time dapat tamparan besar after failure in relationship! hehe. i crap only.

life very sien lah! even writing a resume for industrail training application also not serious.

'Huh, write resume ar? write loh!'

'Huh, apply which company? cincai lah, gt company apply ju si liaw.'

the cincaiNESS rules everything. because im too cincai.

maybe i will wake up one day when my dad calls me

'you come back, dont need to stay there study, wasting money only.'

but with my current thinking and decision-making, i think i will take up my dad advice and go back kuching. dont study! bo sim, want to study for what. better save the money for my brother and sister.

now the cincaiNESS almost rules my badminton also. damn! go training for the sake of going. last night physical training, only 3 of us among the rest (12 people) were asked to do frog jump 5 sets while other people only do 3 sets. BUT! i did 3 sets only. coach asked

'You finished 5 sets so fast?'

'No, i finished 3 sets, dont want to do already.'

'Why, your legs so big (is muscular ok, haha) can do more what.'

'haha, dont want.'

then he smiled, i smiled back to him.

anyway, last night we fried lucas and edwin 15-1. then he keke said wanted to restart the game.

yeeeeeeeeeerr, he very smelly loh!

sien. dont want to blog liaw. bo sim. cincai blog ok liaw..


Oh youre a WOMANIZER~

womanizer..womanwoman..

yes ar

taaadaaaa~

“一物两用” - one stuff two use. now economy merosot. everything also have to be multi purpose. wui jern now is very poor, extremely poor, no money!

last time har when petrol at rm2.70.

"haiyo, petrol increase ar, stay at home liaw, cut down any unnecessary expenses."

now petrol at rm1.90.

"haiyo, petrol so cheap, where you want to go, say nia."

i see the mat rempit nge nge blow their bikes. ngeeeng..ngeeeng like their bikes using Borneo mineral water.

honestly, petrol 1 liter rm1.90. mineral water 1.5 liter rm2.50 also no much different. actually when we're buying mineral water, we're also buying petrol. in other words, our car is drinking mineral water!

so who says petrol is expensive?

after years of experience driving at kl. hahaha (nolah 4 weeks of experience nia). i found that kl people driving is very stupid. they like to HONK~~~ honk and hoNK! last week, while sl sending me to ktm, on the way he kena honked by a stupid Viva because being slow at fast lane. hey bro, slow lane got many cars so we could not keep into slow lane and we drove a distance at fast lane to overtake a few slow cars at slow lane in order to keep into slow lane again. manatau the KNN MCCB Viva fcuk our car ass hole like never fcuk his wife ass hole before and HONK! this driver lucky him to meet sl, i asked sl to let him ovetake then honk him back but sl said nevermind lah. KNN MCCB luckily i got siong the KNN MCCB Viva driver when he overtake us, who asked him so noob want to siong us again. if i were driving that time har!!! i dont know what will happen. maybe he will never ever can pang sai anymore. i will make sure his ass hole is fcuked badly and he will never realise he got an ass hole!

another thing, kl sign boards is very weird. not what weird actually, is weird at the position they are placed. try to observe the location of every road sign, they are placed just at the junction when you're about to turn so making drivers always not in time to choose the correct direction. whose idea is this? dont know.

another thing, kl roads are very weird. not what weird actually, is weird when 2 lanes suddenly become one lane and suddenly become 2 lanes making drivers always squeeze up together. mengeratkan hubungan silaturahim antara pemandu di kl.

wait wait. i heard tHe spring got big big christmas tree. i heard swinburne mph is now opened. i heard kny kena bullied at kpca. yes ar?



ok lah, share abit of this 'SMILEY' since some did not see it, some saw it but said nothing leh. hmm, luckily gladys got sms me ar!

have a look..

people say nothing special but when people say it only appears once in 300 years. we say 'Wow, special hor!'